How did it all start???
It all started back in the day when old Uncle Lucious showed up at our family reunion with that cassette tape of his bestest pranks. The whole family huddled around the barbeque grill listening to that crackly assed sounding cassette player. Over and over again he'd play that tape, and over and over again we'd be laughin our asses off. Every year we'd look forward to him bringin a new tape to the reunion. Until one year, tragedy struck. It seemed Uncle Lucious had got to laughin' so hard at his latest prank call that he had inhaled part of that chicken leg he was eatin' and started chokin'. Since none of us knew how to un-choke somebody, we all just sat there, horrified, watchin Uncle Lucious choke on that bone, all the while those funny assed damn pranks of his was playin. We all didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was terrible. I knew next years family reunion just wouldn't be the same without old Uncle Lucious or his prank calls. It was then that I decided to carry on the family tradition. Knowin' that I was the funniest person left in the family, Aunt Maybel gave me Uncle Lucious' cassette player and his special phone hook-up wires so I could get right to recording.
And so now, I proudly present to you, the fan of comedy and telephone mayhem, comedy and telephone mayhem.
